Nine Words Women Use…

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A male mate of mine sent me this – love it long time!

Nine words women use…

1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh : This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "Nothing".)

6) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That’s okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you’re welcome".

8) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying SCREW YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What’s wrong?" For the woman’s response, refer to #3.

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