Like a Hole in His Head

Only in America …

Dude, the first sign of trouble should have been the pool of blood you were lying in. Twat.

And lady, what were you thinking when you shot your husband in the head, and he woke up asking you to drive him to the hospital to check out his bad headache? Methinks it was a bit fanciful wishful thinking that the doctors wouldn’t find the bullet in your husband’s skull! Double twat.

FLORIDA MAN’S HEADACHE MYSTERY SOLVED BY A BULLET
Wed Jun 27, 2007 12:17PM EDT

MIAMI (Reuters) – A Florida man awoke with a severe headache and asked his wife to drive him to a hospital, where doctors found a bullet lodged behind his right ear, sheriff’s deputies said.

"The nurse looked at him and said, ‘It appears that you’ve been shot,’" the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. "And he said, ‘No way.’"

The wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges.

The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurysm and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, deputies said.

They arrested the wife after obtaining a search warrant and finding a gun and bloody rags in the couple’s home near the Atlantic coastal town of Port St. Lucie. The husband was hospitalized in stable condition.

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